DakkaSkript

DakkaSkript iz looted 'umie TypeScript wif gud n propa green painted ovr it!

How ta use

1. Write propa .ork file.

2. Remof orky paint to translate it to zoggin 'umie skript:

node orkscript/src/cli.ts file.ork --out file.ts
node orkscript/src/cli.ts src --out generated

3. Or run it propa in orkoriginal:

node --import orkscript/src/loader.ts file.ork

Look at da loot table fer a proper gubbinz list. Look at DeffGun (wif gud orkomercial) fer propa show.

Mek toolz

Cursor / VS Code: unpacked extension at editors/vscode/. Not on da Marketplace. Either:

• symlink dat folder into yer extensions dir (Cursor: ~/.cursor/extensions/, VS Code: ~/.vscode/extensions/), den reload, or
• package it yerself locally wiv vsce package inside editors/vscode/ an' install da .vsix.

It haz full propa paintin and weirdboysense.

Zed: install as a dev extension pointed at editors/zed (da folder wiv extension.toml). See editors/zed/README.md.

It wuz dun by zogging gretchins so it only paints yer srawls but haz no weirdboysense. Duh.

Loot table

Straight outta orkscript/dictionary.json. Dis is da whole pile.

Keywords

Ork	TypeScript
nob	function
mek	class
loot	return
shuv	new
boss	this
bigga	extends
chomps	implements
grot	constructor
sniky	private
krumpy	public
flashy	readonly
stikky	static
ifz	if
uvver	else
sluggin	for
stompin	while
rukk	try
katch	catch
deffblast	throw
weird	async
waitz	await
nick	import
bark	export
frum	from
stash	const
bit	let
runt	var
wot	typeof
yeah	true
nah	false
nuffin	null
shape	type
face	interface

Lib types

Ork	TypeScript
kount	number
scrawl	string
yeahnah	boolean
Wazza	Promise
Urty	Error
Mob	Array
Rokk	Object
Teef	Record

How ta run tests

Need Node 24+. Frum da git root, pnpm install once (pnpm 12.5.1), den:

pnpm testDaSpellin

Same thing, spelled out:

node --test orkscript/test/*.test.ts

Gun tests (paint, tsc, den da matrix):

pnpm --filter DeffGun maekItShooty
node --test DeffGun/test/*.test.ts

Licunz

U WOT? DO I LOOKZ LIEK SOME ZOGGIN 'UMIE TO YE!? JUST LOAD DA DEFFGUN AN' START SHOOTING STUFF!